Astronomy jokes

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

How do planets have a baby?

They have spasex.

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!

Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!

What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.