I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
