Astronomy jokes

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Where was Stephen Hawking buried?

In a black hole. 😂🤣

You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.

Your butt is bigger than Uranus!

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

What did the sun say to the Earth?

"Am I hot?"

Jupiter

The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.

Uranus is blue from lack of service.

Uranus is huge.

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Uranus floats around in space.

Uranus spins on its side.

Uranus is blue.

Uranus is a gas giant.

Uranus has 27 moons.

Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.

I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.

Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.