Astronomy jokes
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Man, Uranus is so big!
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
I like Uranus.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.