Ass jokes
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
Jake Paul is some ass.
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Heil Kyle!
Yo mom!