How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
you.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
