Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
Suck my ass, guys!
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
I eat ass.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
T-Series.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
