What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
i eat ass
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.