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Milkman

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is okay to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

Valentine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man, Jeffrey Epstein, smiles at the viewer. In the background are two women. The text overlay says: "I asked Hillary to be my valentines, but she left me hanging."

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Prostate exam

Yggdrasil Crimson · 7 years ago

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

Stress

𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓮𝔂𝔂 · 2 years ago

A fluffy white hamster with messy fur looks directly at the viewer. The text on the image says, "Why yes, I am a bit stressed. Why do you ask?"

Question

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Teacher

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A cartoon image of a kid in a classroom looking down at a desk, while another kid is peeking behind the kid. The text overlay says: "When the teacher asking a question and you don't want to be called. Damn this table looking real tabley."

Child

CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

no no no no no no no no no

A cartoon of a man with a concerned expression. The text on the image reads "NO CHILDREN?"

Bitch

CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

you get

A close-up of Megamind with a raised eyebrow and a concerned look. The text above him reads "NO BITCHES?"

Hand

Anonymous · 2 years ago

When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."

Son

Smãll Kîng Dãvîd · 2 years ago

Question and answer 🙄

A cartoon drawing shows a mother standing at a door, asking her son where he is going. The son, with a backpack, sarcastically replies that he is going to heaven, since he is clearly in his school uniform.

Minion

GG Miller · 3 years ago

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

Bro

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white drawing of a shark inside a room with broken wooden planks on the floor. The shark is speaking, saying "bro please let me hit ur juul bro please" in a speech bubble. In another speech bubble, the shark says "bro please bro".

Society

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Sure

The image shows a person with the 'troll face' superimposed on their head, standing in an outdoor setting with leafless trees and a walking path. There is snow on the ground. The text below the person reads "I am once again asking to accept me into society."

Bear

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person in a red uniform shows a screen with code to a bear walking away in the forest. The text above the image says: "If you meet a bear in the forest, just ask him to review your pull request so he pretends he didn't notice you and goes away".

Building

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Etiquette

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot from a social media platform shows a man with light hair and a serious expression, looking over a white building with many windows, presumably in London. Below the video, a comments section is visible. It shows the location 'London' with '67.1K people added to Favorites' and '6,140 comments'. A user named Kollado asks, 'what's the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table?' The creator, William Hanson, responds, 'You ask this on almost every video. May I suggest you seek professional help??'

Kid

Helene 💀☠️ · 7 months ago

Introvert

Wade · 3 years ago

Introverts

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with two characters from Beavis and Butt-head. The first panel shows them jogging with the text "Jogging sucks." The second panel shows one character looking annoyed with the text "The sun sucks." The third panel shows them walking with the text "Walking sucks." The last panel shows them sitting with the text "This town sucks."

Dora

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Troll moment

An image of Dora and Boots from the cartoon Dora the Explorer. Dora is standing with her arms outstretched and says, "I'M DORA!" Below her it says, "CAN YOU HELP ME FIND WHO ASKED?"

Computer

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A classroom scene where a projector displays an image of a muscular man smiling, holding up his foot which is covered in a brown spread resembling Nutella, next to a jar of Nutella. A student sits at a desk to the left with a laptop. Overlaid text reads: 'Teach forgot his computer and asked for mine 🥺'

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Community talk

infiX

1 month ago

looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap

Addiɛ

4 months ago

I js fucking can't do this today. I went to go dishes and my friends birthday party got moved from noon to 12 and my mom starts asking me all these questions I can't process so I just answer the one I heard the most ,which was where my friends address and I told my mom I'd text it to her and than she starts yelling at me and I'm just there TRYING TO FO THE FUCKING DISHES WHILE SHE'S YELLING AT ME. I'm sorry? Who is p… Read more

applee

4 months ago

guys ive been looking at the comments and cosmo's gay now? and whats going on genuinely

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