Asian jokes
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.