How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"