Asian jokes
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.