Argument jokes
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Me and her Lol
Online arguments be like:
when your in an argument and your mom steps in:
Community talk
so this night was eventful and sleepless i went to bed right at my moms bf got home, and he stormed in here and started packing all his shit. soon my mom got home, and they started talking, and apprently, she keeps on flirting with other guys. once he leaves my mom goes with him. aprrently dnaiel is driving the truck, and my moms like "i dont like how your driving, let me drive" jst constast, so he gets out and and t… Read more
joey and Mia, sybau and go fight irl we do not wanna see ts
MEMORIAL POST To the New Era,
The "Australians' Era," which ran from late 2021 into early 2023. The site operated differently back then. All the original members from that period have left now. We were a specific kind of immature, young crowd that was pretty active. We had a lot of community, both good and bad. It was a time of low-quality jokes, drama and high energy.
The community back then was a comple… Read more