Ares jokes
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Memes
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
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Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"