Ares jokes
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”