Ares jokes
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
America and UK are a joke.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.