Ares jokes
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.