Ares jokes
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah