Ares jokes

What thing can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they have already lost 2 towers.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?

A: It means cats and dogs can talk.

Why are there blind people? Because there is.

The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)

My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.

Mom: Meet my boyfriend.

Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?

Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.

How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!

Hi Gwen, how is life!

A. Bad, lame, and suckish.

B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!

Why are orphans so scared of the dark?

The dad can't check the closet for them.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they have already lost 2 towers!

Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?

All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!