Ares jokes
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
Stephen, are you a vegetarian?
I am a vegetable.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.