Ares jokes
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
"Prince? Are you still there?"
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Memes
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
You are short.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.