Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.