Ares jokes
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Memes
Strength
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
How long are you? I
You are the joke.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.