Ares jokes

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.

Why are chickens so funny? Because...

Why are dogs different than orphans?

Because dogs don't cry for their parents.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Why are vampires always sick?

Because they are coffin.

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.