Ares jokes
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Are you serious right now, bro?
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Hi, how are you doing today?
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?