Ares jokes
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night. The little boy says, "I'm scared." The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"