Ares jokes
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
There are "nun" good jokes.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.