Ares jokes
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.