Ares jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3

A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"

Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"

This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

Handicapped jokes are so cruel.

I can't stand them!

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”

Patient: “Give me the good news first.”

Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”

Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”

Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!