Ares jokes
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝