Ares jokes
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.