Ares jokes
Most of the jokes are trash.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Memes
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.