Ares jokes
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
These are as weak as the towers.