Ares jokes

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What are twins’ favorite fruit?

Pairs 🍐.

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.

"What the heck are you doing here?"

"I couldn't sleep."

Girls with the name Beoni are white.

I still remember my granddad's last words,

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

You are stupid!

Nana

What is 9 + 10?

21

You stupid!

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.