Ares jokes

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

What are some red flags?

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.

Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes

There's something special about cemeteries.

People are dying to get inside.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Girls with the name Beoni are white.

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What are twins’ favorite fruit?

Pairs 🍐.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

Dark jokes are just like food.

Not everyone gets it.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

These are as weak as the towers.

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.