Ares jokes
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.