Ares jokes

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they couldn't run home.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Dads are boomerangs, I hope.

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Why are Nazis so good at soccer?

Because they're so good at shooting.

Some girls are like rocks.

You skip the flat ones.

There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

You are stupid!

Nana

What is 9 + 10?

21

You stupid!

Ready when you are, KK.

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?

They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.