Ares jokes
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.