Ares jokes
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.