Ares jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.