Ares jokes
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.