Ares jokes
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Memes
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
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