Ares jokes
Koalas are awesome!
None of these jokes are funny.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?