Ares jokes
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.