Ares jokes
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
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Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"