Ares jokes
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
How long are you? I
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.
When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."
The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"No, I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"
"Round the corner picking up shit."
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"