Ares jokes
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Hi how are you?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!