Ares jokes
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Are there support groups for men?
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.