Ares jokes
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! đ©
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
I donât like stairs. They are always up to something.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Memes
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
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Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they donât know where home is.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, âShouldnât! Wouldnât! Couldnât! Didnât! Canât!â
âDonât worry,â said Doc to the worried husband.
âThose are just contractions.â
If youâre ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
If youâre American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.