Ares jokes
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Relatable
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Me and the boys are cool.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.