Ares jokes
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
You are annoying lolllllllll.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.
I'm sorry.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?