Ares jokes
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
who else
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.