Ares jokes
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Gwen, are you there?
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
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