Ares jokes
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
Prince, are you there?
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?