Ares jokes
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."