Like this if you are a single Pringle like me
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
Orphan-why can’t I watch a pg movie
Me-they are Parental guidance
Girls are just like rocks the flat ones get skipped
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit” girl says “who” boy goes “ my ass cheeks”
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
Whenever you're mad just punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)
Why do orphans like to play gta?
Because its the only time they are wanted
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
