Ares jokes
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
who else
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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My sister asked me, "Brother, how do babies come into the world?" Then my mom said, "Be quiet and fuck your brother, darling."
Is that the answer?
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
How many feet are in feet?
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…