Ares jokes
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Animals are just... so hot!
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣