My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it
You are the reason double doors were invented
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”
Why are women like KFC?
After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Urban areas are fill with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
McDonalds And the Twin towers are alike McDonalds has a drive through and the Twin Towers has a fly through
Wives are like Grenade’s. Pull the ring and the house is gone
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
