Ares jokes

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

'Cause they can’t get home.

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

Why are orphans so lucky?

Every crisp packet is family sized.

I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.