Ares jokes

Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.

Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?

Patient: Cancer, why?

Doctor: What are the chances?

Patient: Of what?

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?

Because of the jets.

The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."

He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke.

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

Trees are just bushes with lift kits.

Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.

You can't drink alcohol or dance.

Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.

House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.