Ares jokes

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

'Cause they can’t get home.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Why are orphans so lucky?

Every crisp packet is family sized.

I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?

Stop imagining!

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.