Ares jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?