Ares jokes
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?