Ares jokes
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.