Ares jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?

There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."