Ares jokes
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.