Ares jokes
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!