Ares jokes
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.