Ares jokes
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.