Ares jokes
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!