Ares jokes
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.