Ares jokes
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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