Ares jokes

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

Why are orphans lucky?

Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.

The 3 life rules:

1.

2.

3.

Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"

Japan: "We are the ammo."

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!