Ares jokes
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.