Ares jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Memes
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.