Ares jokes
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.