Ares jokes
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.