Ares jokes

Rose

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

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    • Blonde

    • A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

    The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

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    • Monopoly

    • Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

    Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

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    • School Shooter

    • One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

    How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

    Mum

    • Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

    Grandma

    • Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?

    Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?

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    • Duck

    • Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

    That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

    That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

    Bro it’s a joke...

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