Ares jokes

Sex

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If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

Drug

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Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....

Mom

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Gender

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Genders are like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.

Orphan

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I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

Crush

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

Woman

A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.

“Those are just contractions.”

Dog

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How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.