Ares jokes
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.