Ares jokes
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.
I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.