Ares jokes
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.