Ares jokes
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.