Ares jokes
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"
The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."
The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"
The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.