Ares jokes
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Two men are walking down the street and see a dog licking its balls. One man says, "I wish I could do that." The other one says, "You can probably just pet him."
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.