Ares jokes
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Jokes are rather funny.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎