Ares jokes

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

Jokes are rather funny.

People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.

Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

Why are you gay?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.