Ares jokes
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.