Ares jokes

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Feminists are a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Jared from Subway touches the youth.

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

How are orphans and apples different?

One gets picked.

Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.

You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.

Why are orphans always sad?

Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"