Ares jokes
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.