Ares jokes
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.