Ares jokes
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.