Ares jokes
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.